Yes, I am indeed a descendant of this sad excuse for a monarch.
I'm currently a senior platform developer doing "enterprisey" Perl for a major mobile content provider.
When I'm bored I jump out of airplanes and ride my motorcycle really really fast. I was recently caught on camera by Google Streetview!
I can occasionally be found at irc.perl.org #moose.
I'm 7th on Stack Overflow in the perl tag
I'm 17th on Meta Stack Overflow.
My custom unicorn, courtesy of balpha: