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I'm a heavily tattoo'd freelance web monkey in Tampa. I survive on caffeine, fast guitar music, whatever food is available while the rednecks are sleeping, and the cubic yards of money I makes being awesome. I haven't slept since Camel Lights were still four bucks a pack.

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