That's an Iguana, not a lizard. And yes, there is a difference.
Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
Okay, so it seems like the problem is a great library for generating PDF files with PHP.
So almost true...
Cat: We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
-Alice and Wonderland